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THOTCON (pronounced \ˈthȯt\ and taken from THree - One - Two) is 
a small venue hacking conference based in Chicago IL, USA. This is a non-pr
ofit, non-commercial event looking to provide the best conference possible 
on a very limited budget. 

THOTCON 0x5 will be held in Chicago, IL on Friday, April 25th, 2014.

It will be held at a location only to be disclosed to attendees and speaker
s during the week before the event.

*** SCHEDULE **************************************************************

Thursday, April 24th, 2014

07:00PM - SPEAKER / OPER DINNER - UBER_SECRET - SPEAKERS & OPERS ONLY!

Friday, April 25th, 2014

^^^ TRACK ONE / Трек один ^^^
08:30AM - DOORS OPEN - CHECK-IN & GET YOUR BADGE / SHIRT, 喝一杯
09:45AM - WELCOME.0 - "HELLO, 你好, Привет" - c7five
10:00AM - KEYNOTE.1 - "UFOs and Government" - Richard Thieme
11:00AM - TALK.1 - "Crowdsourcing Your Cisco Firewalls" - Claudius && Guay
12:00PM - TALK.2 - "[REDACTED]" - Scott Erven
01:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
02:00PM - TALK.3 - "The Perfectly Legitimate Project" - O\'Connor && Dobbe
03:00PM - KEYNOTE.2 - "It Ain\'t Rocket Science" - David Mortman
04:00PM - TALK.4 - "Introducing idb" - Daniel A. Mayer
05:00PM - BREAK - 30 MINUTES - DRINK MORE BEER / EAT MORE FOOD
05:30PM - TALK.5 - "Surveilling IP Camera Security" - Mark Stanislov
06:30PM - TALK.6 - "Phishing Frenzy" - McCann && Ringwood
07:30PM - TALK.7 - "Breaking Bus Tickets" - Mike Jackson
08:30PM - HACKER BREW CONTEST RESULTS
09:00PM - CLOSING REMARKS
09:20PM - SYS64738, 请回家

^^^ TRACK 2 / 二軌 ^^^
11:00AM - TURBO.1 - "Digital Attacks in the Physical Realm" - Grape Ape
11:30AM - TURBO.2 - "Wireless Drone Strikes" - Parker Schmitt
12:00PM - TUBRO.3 - "Poking Through to the Heart of a Binary" - whistlepig
12:30PM - TURBO.4 - "Retroactive Wiretapping" - John Bambenek
01:00PM - BREAK - 1 HOUR - DRINK BEER / EAT FOODS
02:00PM - TURBO.5 - "Your Personal Information Is Online?" - whitehat1969
02:30PM - TURBO.6 - "Electronic Devices Searches at the Border" - Merrill
03:00PM - TURBO.7 - "P.I.S.S.E.D" - Joe Cicero
03:30PM - BREAK - 30 MINUTES - DRINK MORE BEER / EAT MORE FOODS
04:00PM - TURBO.8 - "Traits Between A Soc Eng & a Sociopath" - J. Singleton
04:30PM - TURBO.9 - "10 Commandments of IR (For Hackers)" - Lesley Carhart
05:00PM - TURBO.10 - "Yelling at management..." - Alex Muentz
05:30PM - TURBO.11 - "Bypassing EMET 4.1" - Jared DeMott
06:00PM - TRACK 2 ./SHUTDOWN

^^^ LABS / 研討會 ^^^
11:00AM - LAB.1 - "Breaking Encryption w Oscilloscopes" - Duehr && Balducci
12:00PM - LAB.2 - "Building a GPU Cracking Rig" - Fosaaen && Gruber
01:00PM - LAB.3 - "Synthetic Mobile Malware Analysis" - David Shaw
02:00PM - LAB.4/5 - "The Cavalry is Us" - Brand && Erven && Woods
04:00PM - LAB.6 - "Hardware Hacking for Cheap Dummies" - Kevin Bong
05:00PM - LAB.7 - "Targeted Malware" - wartortell & fuzzynop
06:00PM - ./SHUTDOWN -LABS

Saturday, April 26th, 2014

08:00PM - THOTCON 0X5 AFTERPARTY * - DRINKS://TheUnderground**

Featuring DJ's VideoMan & Skw33k

* Must be >=21 to attended. No shorts. 
** Located at 56 W Illinois St, Chicago, IL 60654.

*** AREAS *****************************************************************

This year the conference will have 4 different areas:

* LOC://SR - Track 1
 - This is where the full-length talks are located. 
 - There will rows of chairs with tables and rows without.
 - There will be highboy tables in the back of this area as well. 
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.   
 - You can buy good food and drink in this area. 很抱歉，沒有酒了。

* LOC://IB - Track 2 
 - This is where the track 2 talks will be held. These are the turbo talks.  
 - There will rows of chairs with tables and rows without.
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.
 - You can buy good food and drink in this area as well. 

* LOC://SOUTH.LOFT - Labs
 - There will be Lab Talks held in here. 
- This is a small space with hands-on demo talks. 
 - First come, first serve seating.
 - There will rows of chairs with tables.
 - There will be some power and access to the tubes.
 - Drink can be bought outside this area in NORTH.LOFT. 

* LOC://NORTH.LOFT - Village
 - Table 0 - Workshop88
 - Table 1 - Hackers for Charity
 - Table 2 - Lock Pick Village
 - Table 3 - HACKER BREW CONTEST INFO/CHECK-IN/JUDGING
 - Table 4 - OWASP
 - Table 5 - Circle City Con
 - Table 6 - The Cavalry

* LOC://SKYHIGH - VIP
 - For the VIPs and Speakers there will be FREE hard drinks, a lunch buffet
 and an afternoon snack. This area will be open until 8pm. 
 - 這是所有瘋狂的和非法的狗屎將發生。
 - Выпить все спиртное, взломать все вещи. 

*** MENU ******************************************************************

Note: All Food and Drinks purchase via Food/Drink tickets. 
Note Note: Food/Drink Ticket purchase is CASH ONLY. Plan ahead. 

* Drinks
- Soda && h20 == FREE
- Fresh Brewed Coffee == $3.00
- Bloody Mary && Screw Drivers (AM Only) == $5.00
- Mixed Drinks && Beer == $5.00

* Breakfast Eats (AM Only) == $5.00
- Good Morning Breakfast Sandwiches Baskets 
- Eggs, Cheese & Bacon on Toast + Hash Brown

* Lunch && Afternoon Eats == $8.00
- Homemade Buffalo Wings & Blue Cheese + Celery Sticks w/ Dipping Sauce
- Tacos Deluxe � Chipotle Carnitas or Baja Fish w/ Rice & Beans + Chips&Guac
- Brioche Butter Burger & Tots � Onions, Cheese & Veggies Available
- Banh Mi Sandwiches � BBQ Pork, Spicy Chicken, Veg Tofu + Chips  
- Spinach Noodle Pad Thai � Shrimp or Veg + Spring Roll

* Small Thingys
- Chips == $2
- Apples == $1
- Candy Bars == $2
- Gum && Mints == $1

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